William Kitten is an advertising strategist, writer and filmmaker who just wants people to have fun, man! Ten years ago, he entered a contest to come up with a tagline for a new kind of Coca-Cola (tragically, he did not win). Someone online that he had never met told him his entry was super good, and that he should go into marketing. Well, he took that to heart and now he’s here. He loves exercise, snowstorms, ping pong, the color red, and his beautiful dog.